65 Million Boars

Class specific

Druid

Armor isn’t the only thing that gets bigger in bear form.
You wanna bring out the animal in me?
You wanna feel my healing touch?
Don’t worry baby, if you stop breathing I can res.
Baby, I’m a druid. I’ll hump anything.
You bring out the animal in me.
Bear form makes *everything* bigger.
Cat druids have lots of energy.
With innervate, I can go twice as long as any priest.
Me so Thorny.

Kitties do it from behind.
You’ll be so wet, I’ll have to use aquatic form!
Stick with me, and they’ll call you tree hugger for a reason.
Ever wonder what makes the moonkin so heavy it can’t fly?
You know… I wouldn’t mind grinding your bear ass to 60.
You, me, floor. Bring catnip.
These aren’t antlers, they’re handlebars.
I may not be an elephant, but I’ve got a pretty nice trunk.
Druids do it on all fours.
Entangled girls can’t say no.
I hear female druids make wood grow.

I’m an animal in the sack.
Do you like bondage? I’ll entangle you.
Wanna get out of here? I’ve got a little place by the lake we could teleport to.
You, me, and catnip. All night long.
What has 32 teeth and wields the Unstoppable Force? My zipper.
My love for you is like moonfire, one brilliant flash then it’s gone.

Hunter

I hear you’re into necrophilia…*feign death*
I mean, I have 5 points in Endurance Training and 5 points in Efficiency, but I just can’t seem to stop proccing Quick Shots when I’m around you.
I have a 41 yard range.
I’d like to give you a Hunters Mark.
My pet gets sloppy seconds.
Hey baby….you make my heart stop. *Feign*
Is that a trap in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
I’m magic in bed, and I’d like to fill you with an arcane shot.
My eyes must be hamstrung, ’cause they just can’t get away from you.

Are you ready to try to tame the beast?
I can go longer than mages.
Want to come over and play with my kitty?
You need two hands for this beast, wanna touch it?
I’m so masculine even my armor is mail.
My bow isn’t the only thing with a 41 yard range.
Maybe you should come over to my place, Entrapment and Bondage are talents of mine.
Wanna ride my pet? He’s in my stable right now.
You like Aspect of the Cheetah or Aspect of the Monkey, babe?
I may be a hunter, but trust me, I have a lot of experience with 2-handed maces.

Hey baby, can I slip my arrow into your quiver?
I’d like to scatter shot you in the face.
My bow isn’t the only thing that shoots fast.
Hey baby, I can DUAL wield.
I just cast Track Giants, and you showed up on my radar.
I swear it’s not a one night stand, I’ll get dazed if I try to run.
Yes, in case you’re wondering, that IS an 8 foot snake in my pocket.
Do you have any spare meat? I’ll be happy to take it all.
Rogues might do it from behind, but hunters do it from 41 yards.
If only hunters had “Track Fox” — I’d never lose sight of you.

Wanna see Lil’ Timmy’s Peashooter in action?
I can kite alllllll night.
Inspect me, I have a Dwarven Hand Cannon.
Baby, did you step on my Immolation Trap, cause you are on fire.
I cast Track Sexy Beast and you were the only one on my radar.
Oh, him? He’s on passive. I’m hoping he’ll level while we grind.
My tracking skill must be broken, I keep getting lost in your eyes.
With a hunter, it’s ALWAYS a threesome!
Hunters do it in packs.

Mage

I can set you on fire.
Want to come over to my place? We can have [Conjured Cinnamon Rolls] and fuck. What, you don’t like [Conjured Cinnamon Rolls]?

Paladin

Hey, I’m a Paladin… of course I’ll use protection…
Don’t worry baby. I can’t hurt you. I’m a Paladin.
Don’t worry baby, if you stop breathing I can res
Save a horse - ride a pally.
Can I use my lay on hands on you?
Come burst my bubble, baby.
Doing it every 5 minutes, 12 seconds at a time
My heals are big and long, and my mana pool can last us all night.
Care for a Flash of Light?
You know hammers, axes, and swords aren’t the only two hander I practice with.

I could reck-bomb you all night long.
Your Judgement of Justice (Rank 2) has snared my heart.
I’m specced for Seal of Command; I hope you’re the submissive type.
Yeah, this is my Hammer of Justice. I know you’re probably a bit stunned…
Pallys do it with the Light on.
Baby, my armor isnt the only thing thats hard and gold.
Hey, I’m a lay on hands type of guy.
Hey baby, I just tried to cast Blessing of the Sexy on you but a more powerful spell was already active.
Celebacy? No… that’s a Priest thing.
I only serve The Light, but considering you’re an angel, I’m obligated to do as you please.

Priest

I can keep my warrior up all night long.
Dont worry, you don’t need protection, I’m a priest. I can cure diseases.
Don’t worry baby, if you stop breathing I can res.
Please don’t resist if I start to scream.
Let me show you why I’m so sought after in five man groups.
Do you mind if I feel you? I can’t see anything but healthbars.
Why do you think it’s odd that I like to watch myself? It’s not like I had to spec for Mind Vision!
Shadow Priest: Once you go black you never go back.
A night with me and you’ll be left with a weakened soul.
My holy fire burns for you.
Heals aren’t the only things I can flash.
You like hot tubs? Ever been in a Lightwell?
Spirits aren’t the ONLY thing I’m good at Tapping…
Baby I can Renew you all night.
I can drain more then just your mana.
You wanna buff each other?
Our love will never Fade… Unless we get aggro.
My inner fire burns for you.
Baron isn’t the only one who can drop my pants of prophecy.
If you’re into pain, I bet you’ll love to see my shackles.
Priests don’t need to use pickup lines. We just pray for Blackout to proc.
It’s mindblasting every 8 seconds.
Would I sleep with you? I smite.
I’m like a paladin, but I go down easier.
How’d ya like to blow out my sacred candle?
You know, you can’t live without me.
My Healing and Shadow Focus may be talents, but my Sexual Focus is a gift.

Rogue

I promise… you’ll never know what hit you.
Rogues do it from behind.
Hey baby, I can DUAL wield.
Your eyes have me in a stunlock.
Sapped girls can’t say no.
Don’t worry baby, you look great with your make up off… /target self, /cast blind.
I thought I was good, but you just pickpocketed my heart.
You’ll never see me coming.
Hey baby, do you want it instant, crippling, or mind numbing?
I’ve got big crits.
Come on, baby, I had a Trojan but I lost it when I zoned in under the covers.
I won’t vanish on you afterwards…
You’re not just another Cheap Shot to me.
Whats the lockpicking skill on that chest?
Don’t worry baby you won’t even know I was here!

Warlock

I can set you on fire.
You set my soul on fire!
I love you with all my heart and soul shards.
Wanna see my healthstones?
You’ll need a soulstone to survive the night with me.
I’ll show you my real Curse of Tongues.
Hey babe, wanna enslave my demon?
Have you ever wondered what demon skin feels like?
Baby, I put the ‘romance’ back in ‘necromancer’.
You light my firestone.
You must be part succubus ’cause I have fallen under your seduction spell.
There’s an imp being summoned in my pants.
Baby, I’ll show you why everybody wants me nerfed.
*Sacrifice Voidwalker.* Let’s do it quick! I only have 30 seconds of protection!
You should see what my succubus taught me… it’ll blow your mind!

Warrior

Sunder your dress?
I have amazing stamina.
You must be a warrior, ’cause you just sundered my heart
Why yes, it *is* a two handed sword.
Hey baby, I can DUAL wield.
I have tactical mastery so I don’t lose the mood when I change positions.
My armor isn’t the only thing that’s hard right now.
You don’t Charge, do you?
I’ll pop your enrage if you pop mine.
It looks like I disarmed you with my good looks.
You know hammers, axes, and swords aren’t the only two hander I practice with.
Is this gonna cost much? I just spent all my money on repairs.
Hey baby, I get stronger if you hit me.
Deep wounds isn’t refering to combat.
Should I taunt you into bed?
Not tonight dear, I have Blood Rage…

Race Specific

Dwarf

Hey I’m looking for treasure, can I look around your chest?

Gnome

What I lack in size I make up for with gadgets.

Tauren

Got milk?
Want to see where I’m branded?
Your barn or mine?
Moo
Are you always this tender?
I’m all beef and that’s no bull…
Me. I’m what’s for dessert.
I like a woman who wears leather.
You certainly weren’t created by a primitive goddess.
Hey baby, I’m not castrated.
Oh, you have a nice bit of tail and I see you’re horny. - One Tauren to another.
Lets dance baby! You know you want to see my udders shake!
Want to help me make a milkshake?

Undead

Hey baby, wanna kill all the humans?

Profession Specific

Alchemy

I’m a 300 alchemist… Hey, what’s over there… not in the direction of your drink!?
Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Leatherworking

You know I work with skin all the time.

General

Hi there… mind if I raid your Molten Core?
Those pants must be from Molten Core, cause your ass is Epic.
My staff has +6 Stamina.
Hey babe want to touch my “staff of dominance”? I also got a “crimson shocker”.
Baby, when I put my Mark on you my Aimed Shot is guaranteed to Crit!
Hey honey, what’s the drop rate on your pants?
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
My kitten ran away, can i borrow yours?
Hey baby, what’s the drop rate on that epic skirt?
I have an epic staff.

My staff glows, and has +30 stamina.
Wow, nice mount. Can I ride you?
My heart is BOP and baby… you just rolled 100.
My shot has a 2 second cooldown.
The only epic worth having is your heart.
Nice boots. Wanna fuck?
You take my breath bar away.
So where do I get the quest to improve my rep with you?
Hey baby, wanna see the one thing Blizzard hasn’t nerfed yet?
I’ll autofollow you wherever you go.