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WoW Logic


Buy it, use it, Break it, Fix it, Stack it, Trade it, Sell, Upgrade it.
Need it, Greed it, Grind it, Farm it, Loot it, Bank it, Twink, Re-roll it.
Sap it, Pull it, Heal it, Nuke it, Sheep it, Buff, Debuff it.
Fish it, Cook it, Forge it, Skin it, Mine it, Smelt it, Craft, Dischant it.
Raid […]

That’s the World of Warcraft that you play


If you don’t like reading the mostly mind-numbing posts on the WoW forums, watch this short video to have all of the whining summarized in song form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4TyqYsC26g

World of Warcraft Beach Party 2


Have a blast at the World of Warcraft Beach Party! Just watch out for surfer zombies and illegal mount racing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_etMO-4AxCU

The Anti-Elf Anthem


Winner of the X-Fire machinima contest in the short feature category, comes The Anti-Elf Anthem. A horde barbershop quartet sings the woes of Elf-dom, and how they’d rather go fishing with Onyxia than spend a moment with an elf. Made by Brandon M. Dennis, who also created Inventing Swear Words 1 and 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVwYKtgFYCc

The Official Shadow Priest Web Page


The Official Shadow Priest web site explains why Shadow Priests are not only cool, but are also totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Shadow priests are mammals.
2. Shadow priests fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the shadow priest is to flip out and melt faces.
And yes, it is just […]

Paladin Switcher


Nice take-off on the Apple Switch ads, this one featuring a Paladin who decides to switch to a Shaman because he doesn’t like being a healing bitch. But hopefully some of these jokes won’t apply to Paladins in the Burning Crusade expansion. Hopefully.
Made by the same people that did the Atkins Switch video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOfXlW_kAis

World of Warcraft - Atkins Switcher


The story of a vending machine mage who ends up eating all of the left over bread she conjures and puts on a few pounds only to be teased by silly gnomes. When mistaken for a Tauren (see Your Tauren is so fat…) at a party, she knew it was time to switch… to the […]

South Park - Make love not Warcraft


World of Warcraft truly hit the mainstream (as if 7 million subscribers wasn’t mainstream enough) when South Park dedicated an entire episode to the boy’s adventures in Azeroth. In fact this site is named after the line in the episode where Cartman describes how many boars they will have to kill in order to level […]

More dots - Onyxia raid goes badly


The sound clip of the european raid leader going ballistic at his guild for not following directions has quickly become a classic. In fact, I made an entire web site devoted to it when it first came out: Mordots. Due to the success of that site, I decided to make this site, featuring all kinds […]

Your Tauren is so Fat…


Good thread going on the WoW forums right now with a list of “your Tauren is so fat” jokes. Some of the best:
Your Tauren is so fat, it takes three warlocks to summon him.
Your Tauren is so fat, he tripped and created the Un’Goro crater.
Your Tauren is so fat, that he is the reason your […]