65 Million Boars

Leading a raiding guild can be stressful work. Some people just can’t take the pressure and take out some of their frustration on their guildmates.Others lose their minds, like our old friend Dives of “Mordots!” fame.

Now it would appear that we have a new “passionate” guild leader to listen to, Troxed  from the guild War Ensemble on US - Illidan.

Enjoy, and use the sound board to provide some inspiration to your own guild during your next raid! 

• via: BlogCraft World

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This is a tragic story out of China about a young student who lit a classmate on fire and then said that he “had lost himself in World of Warcraft and when he committed the crime he had transformed into a Fire Mage.” The story itself is horrible, but if you ignore that for a second you will notice a good dose of gamer black humor in the comments of this article about it on Wired.com. Yes, they are horrible, but also kind of funny. Lighten up.A few choice comments…

• The tank musta been AFK
• Why the hell is a mage pulling?
  
• Guys this isn’t something to sit there and blink at. You people obviously have the intellect of a F$@%N 5 year old. For those slow people out there that don’t have the presence of mind to understand what I’m saying think about this. What if some kid brought fire power to your kids school and the little pyromaniac douchebag that loves playing with fire began to ignite your kid? Imagine the blazing speed at which your world would completely change. The impact this would have. Issues like this are like a ticking time bomb, eventually it’s going to hit critical mass and the effects of the blast wave will trickle down into other games as well.
  

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Clever parody of “Zombie” by the Cranberries with slightly modified WoW lyrics. Production values not as high as a lot of other videos, but it’s fun anyway.

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Nice hack of the WoW game engine allowed for some creative uses. Namely, Mario World of Warcraft Style!

• via: WoW Insider

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The original Alamo post on the WoW forums (original thread is now gone). There is an interview with Alamo where you can see that he is not a raving lunatic in real life.

sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY DURID IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY DURID by only rred this!

2) ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh

ALAMOES COMPLEET DURID INSTURCKSHUN

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OK LISSEN Almo noes about sum durid things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 durids was week & stuff but now Durids is very storng.

1) OK, Sum durids is bare

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/almobear1.jpg

2) Tehm whos bare durids, can B 4 tank:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/m1a1tankahi.jpg

ONLY DURID DONT HAF SUM PEEPS IN THE HEAD AND A GUNZ LOL!

3) Man, sum bare druids can maek sum peeps poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/BARESCARE.jpg

4) Bare druids is not so good at uh moonfare spam but its OK b/c a bare durid haf many armors &

when a thing hits durid, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!

5) Bare durids is 4 funs when u can charje & stun & haf sum armors lol.

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OK LISSEN Also durid haf uh seel form.

1) Seel is can fite, but is kind week.
2) Seel for swim, is fast & dont breeth
3) When seel is gone for fish, is nobody will catch.
4) Seel is can teech frends how is swim

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/swimlessons.jpg

ALSO I FORGETS

Durid has can run fast form is TRAVEL FORM

1) looks liek cheetuh
2) dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
3) Cheetuh can run fast and him is can run away frum trubul.

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AND ASLO

SUM DURIDS IS MOON KIN

1) Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!

2) mostly uh moonkin is 4 a spam moonfare
3) them haf sum good armors & fite storng.

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DURIDS IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN PVP CAN CAST ROOT 4 MAKE PEEPS STOP WHEN MOVE!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/roots.jpg

bc Peeps can always ask if cat druid can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/eathed.jpg

U NO CAT DURIDS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST

1) OK now sum durid is cat

2) Cat durid, tehm dosent heel.

3) Cat uis for fite

4) Cat durid dosent talk about fite

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/nomeow.jpg

5) when cat durid is FITE do not ask for HEEL and NINIRVATE!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/noninervate.jpg

and CAT DURIDS is no spam moonfare! Sum cat durids dosent no wut is uh moonfare!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/nomoonfare.jpg

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DURIDS IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER: sumtimes a new durid is need sum halp and advise frum a good durid so u shuld alway halp unother

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/duridteech.jpg

Even I lernd all this form DURID SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/DRUIDTEECHER.jpg

DURIDS IS HARD, & BUT STRONG

SUM PEEPLE THINK DURIDS IS CANT BE BARE AND CAN ONLY HEEL AND THEM DOSENT

NO THEY IS ALWAYS CAN SAY:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/bareattack.jpg

BUT ONLY DONT LISSEN TO THEM.

Durids is storng for bare or cat or seel or whatver and u dosent haf 2 heel if u dont liek heel

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DURIDS IS 4 haf FUN TIME WIT FRENS every1 is like a fun time durid!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/rainbow_dragon/Warcraft/alamoney.jpg

ALAMO LIVES AGAIN!

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Everyone’s favorite Durid teaches us to Burnin Croosaid! From the WoW Forums.
OK HAY GUSY! ITS ME, ALAMO LOL. AND I HAF TO TELL U SUM NEW STUFF NOW, OK?

PEEPLE IS ASK ME WUT IS NEW DURID STUFFS?

IS HAF SUM FLYING FORM? AND TREE FORM? AND WHAT MORE IS DIFFERNET? BARES IS CAN DANCE LIKE A RUSHIN CIRCUS LOL!?

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/BAREHED.jpg

YES, YES, YES! DURIDS IS STILL 4 FUN!

but sinse sum things is change, ALAMO teeches U 2 BURNIN CROOSAID!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/GRINANDBAREIT.jpg

durids is old class, and still haf much fun mor than others!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/BABYDURID.jpg

SOME PEEPLE IS NOT WANT TO UNDERSTAND DURIDS

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/nodurids.jpg

BUT DURIDS IS BACK, AND MOR STORNG THAN B4! now, in BURN CROOSAID, is many things new durids is can do, what wuzznt cood do B4!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/BARESTREE.jpg

1) ONE THING NOW IS BARES IS CAN DUNCE! DUN DUN DUN! LOL!
DUNCING BARES IS CAN MAKE HAPPY TIMES FOR UDDER FRENDS!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/LADYSBARE.jpg

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/DANCINBARES2.jpg

1) OK, HELLO TREE DURID!

TREE DURIDS IS HEEL, BUT DOSENT RUN! IS OK, DURID IS CAN HAF FAST RUN ANYWAY.

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/TREEDONTRUN.jpg

TREE DURID IS MAKE STRONG HOT! ONLY DON’T GIT 2 CLOSE 2 FIRES LOL!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/treefire.jpg

MAYBE U NO SUM PEEPS WHO IS DON’T UNDERSTAND TREE DURID! U CAN TELL THEM SUMTHING SILLY!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/TASTEEDURID.jpg

2) UMM, STORMCROW!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/notstormcrow.jpg

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/NOTSTORMCROW2.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/crow.jpg

OK, IMPORTINT… STORMCROW IS LIKE SHINY THING AND PECK AT EYES! ALSO, CAN FLY! B4 DURIDS IS CANT FLY, BUT NOW IS CAN EVEN POOP ON HEDS OF PEEPS LOL!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/stormcrow.jpg

3) OK IS MANY NEW THINGS DURIDS IS CAN DO:

MANGLE: CAT DURIDS LUV SUM MANGLE. IS NOT MAN ANGLE, MAYBE U THINK- IS GIRL ANGLE, LIEK CORELIEL:

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/ANGLELUVDURID.jpg

NOW BARE DURIDS IS CAN TANK GOOD! NO PEEPS IN HED STILL, BUT MAYBE GIT SUM ANTLERS OR UDDER CRAZY HED STUFF, IS NISE!

REMEMBERS- HEEL BARES DURID! BARE DURIDS IS STORNG FREND!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/HALP.jpg

DURIDS IS ALSO VERY STORNG 4 PVP! BARES AND CATS FITE, MOONKIN MAKES MOON STUFF, AND SUM DURIDS IS 4 HEEL!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/PVP.jpg

DON’T BE SCARED OF FITE, ONLY REMEMBER IMPORTANT DURID STUFF!

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/duridsign.jpg

REMEMBER, DURIDS IS BEST! WHEN U IS HAF SUM FUN, ALL DURIDS IS HAF SUM FUN WIT U!! ALSO, DURIDS IS ALWAYS FRENDS, SO PLAY NISE, OK?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b189/econoble/FRENDS4EVA.jpg

http://dmnkn1ght.googlepages.com/WizardLionCloseFINAL.jpg

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Just look at this video for proof that Druids are overpowered! And you thought Warlocks were bad…

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Check out WoW Paladin, a site dedicated to news about everyone’s favorite class, the paladin. Thanks to a post on his blog, I decided to spec my paladin in protection, and I am now indestructable. If anyone else is interested in sharing links, please let me know!

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Great post from the WoW forums about what a conversation between the mobs in WoW looks like, rather than chat among players.

Welcome to the World of Mobcraft

Guild Message of the Day: Attention members…PVP event tonight against the Undead at 5:00 p.m. at the Stratholme outpost. Be there or be noob!

To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Sup all.
[Guild][Herod]: Yo
/who Mograine
0 players total
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Where’s Mograine?
[Guild][Scarlet Diviner]: He’s offline now. Said he’s going out on a date w/ Whitemane.
[Guild][Scarlet Monk]: I shoulda known something was up with those two.
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Dang it…Mog said he was gonna help me farm AD rep tonight.
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: lol sux 2 be u
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Shut up Champ
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Herod…wanna kill some UD?
[Guild][Herod]: Can’t…I’ve got some new gear and I wanna test them out.
[Guild][Herod]: Check ‘em out [Ravager][Raging Berserker’s Helm]…I’m gonna try to solo 5-man groups with this stuff.
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Drat…I’m never gonna hit rank High Clerist at this rate.
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: lrn2grind
[Guild][Herod]: Any chanters online?
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Shut up Champ I’m serious.
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: <------Enchanter
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: QQ noob
[Guild][Herod]: Got any good chants for [Ravager]?
/ignore Scarlet Champion
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: I've got Crusader, but I'm all out of righteous orbs.
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: I've just ignored Champion..I'm sick of listening to him.
[Guild][Herod]: Dang. Oh well. How about something for [Raging Berserker's Helm]?
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: No head enchants. Dude, why you wearing mail? You're 40...shouldn't you have plate already?
[Guild][Herod]: I just dinged. I haven't been to the AH yet. Besides, I've only got like 60 silver on me.
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: Ahh.
[Scarlet Monk] whispers: Champion says he's sorry...he wants you to stop ignoring him.
To: [Scarlet Abbot]: kk...whatever.
[Guild][Scarlet Mage]: Wait for it...
[Guild][Scarlet Archmage]: Ding! Archmage!
[Guild][Herod]: Gratz
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: Grats Arch.
[Whitemane] has come online.
[Guild][Whitemane]: Hey guys!
[Guild][Herod]: Heya White.
[Guild][Whitemane]: <3 He-Rod! Hey, gratz on 40!
[Guild][Herod]: ty
[Guild][Scarlet Diviner]: How'd the date go w/ Mog?
[Guild][Whitemane]: Huh?
[Guild][Scarlet Diviner]: We all know that you went out w/ Mog tonight. How'd it go?
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: dude...White must be wit Mog!
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: yar yar hump hump!
[Guild][Whitemane]: ./blush
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: Give us the details! Bow-chica-bow-wow!
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: OMGLAZERGUN PEW PEW PEW PEW!
[Guild][Whitemane]: ZOMG I don't think so. We're just friends. We had dinner.
[Guild][Herod]: Champ...just let it alone. You're pissing everyone off. Keep it up and I'll /gkick you faster than you can say 'Rivendare smells like rot'.

Changed Channel: [1.General-The Barrens]
[Echeyakee] has come online.
Echeyakee has died.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Wha?
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: lolz
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Crap...every time I log on some Tauren is spawn camping me.
[1.General][Zhevra Charger]: i hate tauren theyre always ganking me
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: tell me about it lolz
[1.General][Echeyakee]: I'm serious. Isn't this like harassment or something?
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: QQ noob. Every time I log my main, I get hunter aggro.
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: whoz yer main Prowl?
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: The Rake.
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: lies
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: For real. Watch...
Savannah Prowler has gone offline.
[The Rake] has come online.
[1.General][The Rake]: See?
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: whatever
[1.General][The Rake]: Told you aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww11111
[1.General][The Rake]: dang...hunter aggro again!
[1.General][Echeyakee]: lol
The Rake has gone offline.
Echeyakee has died.
[Savannah Prowler] has come online.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Darn it again!
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Every time!
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: roflcopters
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: What happened? I just relogged.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Spawn camped again!
[1.General][Echeyakee]: I swear I hate Tauren. They all look alike.
[Deviate Adder] yells: ne1 wanna do wc pst
[Deviate Adder] yells: ne1 wanna do wc pst
[Deviate Adder] yells: ne1 wanna do wc pst
[Deviate Adder] yells: ne1 wanna do wc pst
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: Stop spamming Adder!
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: reported
[1.General][Deviate Adder]: ne1 wanna run me threw wc plz?1111??!!
[1.General][Echeyakee]: I hate Barrens chat.
[1.General][Kolkar Marauder]: Shut up you noob and quit spamming!
[1.General][Druid of the Fang]: Adder...we're already in the instance. Wanna join us? We could use the DPS.
[1.General][Deviate Adder]: u wanna run me threw wc marauder? plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
[1.General][Kolkar Marauder]: Can't...Krom'zar is leading our guild in a raid against an outpost next to xroads.
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: I've heard of Krom'zar. Nice guy but doesn't log too often.
[1.General][Druid of the Fang]: Adder...accept the group invite we sent you.
[1.General][Deviate Adder]: woooooooot!
[1.General][Kolkar Marauder]: lol watch Adder wipe the group.
Echeyakee has died.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: DRAT! EVERY TIME I REZ!
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: caps
[1.General][Echeyakee]: that's it...I'm gonna log my main and gank some lowbies.
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: who's your main?
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Mor'Ladam. I park him in Duskwood and grief lower level PCs.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Its so funny...they're sitting there questing and BAM...gank them.
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: nice.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: kk later
[1.General][Mankrik's Wife]: I died and I can't seem to find my body...can anyone help me find it?
Echeyakee has gone offline.

Changed Channel: [1.General-Stormwind]
[1.General][Lady Katrana Prestor]: Ok guys...gotta go wipe a raid. Seeya!
Lady Katrana Prestor has gone offline.
[Onyxia] has come online.
[1.General][Elling Trias]: How does she hide that fat dragon rear of hers?
[1.General][Woo Ping]: [Orb of Deception]
[1.General][Elling Trias]: Ahh.
[1.General][Hogger]: I wiped a raid of 40 level 1 gnomes last night!
[2.Trade][Lil Timmy]: Check out what dropped! [Cat Carrier (White Kitten)] How much you think I can get for it?
[2.Trade][Ol' Emma]: Pet drops are stupid.
[2.Trade][Elling Trias]: Timmy, player trash it for 60s.
[3.GuildRecruitment][Garr]: Now recruiting for . We’re an end-game guild that camps Molten Core and concentrates on wiping PCs. 2 openings left! PST if interested.
[3.GuildRecruitment][Lava Surger]: Oh heck yeah that’s me, where do I sign up?
[3.GuildRecruitment][Garr]: On the website!
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: I won’t ever raid with ever again. Bunch of ninjas.
[1.General][Garr]: What are you talking about?
[1.General][Lucifron]: I don’t believe you Mar…post screenshots on the forums!
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: Don’t play ignorant! You ninjaed [Aurastone Hammer] a week ago.
[1.General][Kobold Miner]: You no take candle…err, hammer!
[1.General][Garr]: What are you talking about? I won the roll fair and square!
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: Puh-leeze…you should never have rolled. You’re elemental spec and will never use the stats!
[1.General][Garr]: I use it as a DPS off-hand.
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: Whatever. Who’s the GM for ?
[1.General][Lucifron]: Ragnaros!
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: I’m gonna chat w/ him.
[1.General][Hive’Ashi Swarmer]: Hey guys…I just discovered this. There’s a rare spawn in Silithus…you can spot ‘em with a red glow. If you kill them, they drop something called Silithyst that you can turn in for an honor bonus.
[1.General][Twilight Flamereaver]: I’ve never seen one.
[1.General][Hive’Ashi Swarmer]: Scroll up. I said they’re a rare spawn, nub.
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Myrmidon]: LFG for SM GY…pst
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Conjuror]: lol gl with that.
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Myrmidon]: What do you mean?
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Conjuror]: Have you EVER been to SM GY? You’ll rarely see any PCs there. When they do, the UD gold farmers that camp there jump them. Total waste of time.
[1.General][Haunting Phantasm]: mage plz need 6 food thank you great
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Conjuror]: See?
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Myrmidon]: Ahh.
[1.General][Field Repair Bot 74A]: Ha! Farming is for suckers. I can make over 120g in just 10 minutes!
[Bloodlord Mandokir] has come online.
[1.General][Bloodlord Mandokir]: Woot! Looted this from ZG last night [Warblade of the Hakkari].
[1.General][Scarlet Myrmidon]: gratz
[1.General][Bloodlord Mandokir]: Yeah. I’m so glad Bliz fixed that place. I used to get these horrible evade bugs from the PCs standing on the polls.
[1.General][Hooktooth Frenzy]: Tell me about it.
[1.General][Bloodlord Mandokir]: Ding!
[1.General][Scarlet Myrmidon]: Like that’s a real accomplishment for you.
[2.Trade][Stonespine]: WTS [Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape]. I crafted it yesterday. It’s white and looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
[2.Trade][Lil Timmy]: Are you sure about its color and length? I hear you only got it yesterday. What about stats?
[2.Trade][Stonespine]: -.- lrn2thottbot
[1.General][Carlin Redpath]: Hey, has anyone seen Argent Emissary lately?
[1.General][Duke Nicholas Zverenhoff]: I heard he quit WoM.
[1.General][Carlin Redpath]: For real?
[1.General][Lord Maxwell Tyrosus]: Naa…he just transferred to a newly rolled server. Said he was sick of all the lag at Light Hope’s Chapel.
[4.LookingForGroup][Rookery Whelp]: LF60M for quest [60] Leeroy Jenkins. I’ve got the [Chicken Lure] to summon him.

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Here is a sample of how the Alliance side communicates in a game of Warsong Gulch. From this thread on the WoW forums.

player1: Hi wassup
player2: sup
player1: can i get some buffs
(noone gives any buffs)
30 SECONDS TILL WARSGONG GULCH STARTS
player1: so anyone have a plan?
(players run up to the gate and keep running at it)
player2: aw man there up 2 players.
WARSONG GULCH HAS BEGUN
player 3 has left the battle
(alliance goes in totally random spots to try and kill other team, ignores both flags)
THE HORDE HAS PICKED UP THE ALLIANCE FLAG
THE HORDE HAS CAPTURED THE FLAG
player1: we need more defense
player 4 has left the battle
(about a minute goes by)
player2:we need more offense
player1:why is everyone in the middle?
THE HORDE HAS PICKED UP THE ALLIANCE FLAG
player1:fight on the flag, they always attack from the middle floor, pls don’t hide in the glass room
THE HORDE HAS DROPPED THE ALLIANCE FLAG
THE HORDE HAS PICKED UP THE ALLIANCE FLAG
THE HORDE HAS CAPTURED THE FLAG
player4/therandom%!@%#%!ineveryalliancebg: OMG YOU PEOPLE ARE !#@@ING NEWBS! WHY CAN’T YOU LEARN TO PLAY (this guy by the way just farmed the middle for kills and didn’t help at all)
player1: let’s just focus on the flag
player4: YOUR ALL STUPID NEWBS I HATE YOU I HATE ALLIANCE
player 4 has left the battle
player2: what a spaz. that guy needs 2 chill
player 5 has left the battle
player 6 has left the battle
THE HORDE HAS PICKED UP THE ALLIANCE FLAG
player 7 has joined the battle
player7: what the !#@@? where already losing 2/0?
player2: well at least you’ll get your wsg mark quick, that’s more than we got
THE HORDE HAS CAPTURED THE FLAG
(game over que the horde music)
(players 2,3,7,8 leave the battle noone in alliance got more than 2 hks)
player1: sigh gg everyone

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